Google Speaks

According to Google, I am the number one destination when you perform a search for "miserable old fart".

I don't believe I have ever been quite this proud.

Comments

[Bucky Four-Eyes]

You don't seem miserable, Nilbo...

[Ern]

Holy shit it's true. I always check when people make these claims, and they are usually...inflating the truth. But there you were right at the top!

[Bucky Four-Eyes]

I know I was shocked to find myself the number one result for the google search:

"assless chaps" gumby

(I can't imagine why...)

[Effie]

Maybe you're miserable because neither you nor I bought the winning lottery ticket for last night--somebody over in Alberta bought it....my sister lives in Edmonton though....hmmm

[Kevlartigger]

I'm from PEI and Live in Edmonton too. Unfortunatly, I wasn't the one with the winning ticket.

[Squirl]

Bucky is also the first hit on Google for squirl cum. Of course, Google then asks if I really meant squirt cum.

[Laura]

wow, I even checked. How'd you end up there???
I never thought of you as miserable. An old fart, yeah, but not miserable. ;))
except when I wander off...
;p~ pfft.

[Gerah]

I even tried it, and yep, there you are on #1. That gave me quite a chuckle.

Hehehhehehhehe.

[Jim Fogg]

You're No.1....you're No.1...cranky? Yes... miserable? no so much......

[jessica_deva]

classic.