As an antidote to all the serious stuff, let's have some fun:
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume
new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney
p = biscuits q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. John Kerry is Cheeseball Girdlebuns. And Paul Martin is Dorkey Applesniffer.
I, of course, am Boobie Cootiepants. Nice to meet you. You are ...?
aka Stinky Bubblepants
Posted by: Jim Fogg | November 04, 2004 at 12:08 PM
I guess I am Boobie Cootiepants Junior.
Posted by: Allie | November 04, 2004 at 07:14 PM
... or just "Junior" for short.
Actually, Allie has her own very special nickname. In her life, Allison was shortened to Allie, then Al, then Aloysius, then Aloysia Delicia, and thence to Delicia and finally to Delish, by which she is known today. She especially loves it when I call her Delish in front of her friends ...
Posted by: Nils | November 04, 2004 at 08:26 PM
I've been around her for almost nine years (yeesh, you'd think I'd have shaken her by now) and I've only ever heard the first two. This is good to know... and the next time I call you can call me boobie bubblenose, it's easier to remember then one of those various names that starts with an m. aaaand if you want to see a great example of some mediochre amature writing, check out me, myself and mel. but that's just my opinion, I could be wrong...
Posted by: mel | November 05, 2004 at 12:45 AM
G'day from Loopy BubbleBrain.
Think... Think... Think... That's all I do.
Posted by: Cameraguy | November 07, 2004 at 07:21 AM
Still waiting to hear from Dorky Cootiebiscuits and Gadget Girdlenose ... and, of course, Zippy Cootieshorts. You know who you are ...
Posted by: Nils | November 07, 2004 at 04:37 PM
LOL@! no comment ;)
Posted by: D. Cb. | November 07, 2004 at 08:32 PM
Ha ha! Let me introduce myself.....I am Crusty Bubblebutt. Now if that doesn't paint an unnerving picture...thanks for the laugh!
Posted by: Sheila | November 08, 2004 at 11:22 AM
Lumpy Applebuns at your service
Posted by: Robert Paterson | November 24, 2004 at 05:04 PM
And, I am Zippy Girdletush!!
Have a great day Nils!
Posted by: Sandeep | December 06, 2004 at 01:11 AM
Zippy Wafflesniffer. :-)
Posted by: Dana | December 10, 2004 at 05:14 AM
I should give check in on my old pal Raj Abott. Or should I call him "stinky toilet sniffer"? That's gotta be the worst!
Posted by: Cameraguy | December 15, 2004 at 09:41 AM
This from Loopy Bubblebrain ...
Posted by: Nils | December 15, 2004 at 11:04 AM