1. Make several million dollars.
2. Win Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay.
3. Golf Pebble Beach.
4. Sleep with Meg Ryan.
5. or Helen Hunt.
6. Guest on Oprah.
7. Win Leacock Medal.
8. Begin off-Broadway run.
9. Meet Jodi.
10. Invent and patent machine to reverse aging process.
I'm only #9? Geez.
Happy, y'know, like, birthday 'n' stuff.
Posted by: Jodi | February 26, 2004 at 08:49 AM
Ah, darlin ... but with a bullet! And frankly, if you're gonna supplant #4 or #5, you'll have to do more than "meet" me.
Posted by: Nils Ling | February 26, 2004 at 09:06 AM
Golf Pebble Beach? Didn't you already do St. Andrew's? That should be enough for any member of the Stanhope Golf Club. Don'cha think?
Posted by: Cameraguy | March 11, 2004 at 06:57 AM
When it comes to golf ... is there ever "enough"? I think not.
Posted by: Nils Ling | March 12, 2004 at 01:41 PM