Ow. OW OW OW OWW OW GodDAMN sonofabitch bloody HELL OW.
Taking a goddamn break from mowing the goddamn lawn because I passed by the stupid goddamn Chinese frigging Bamboo or whever the hell it is (and I should have napalmed that crap back in the spring but "Oh, no, it's so nice and green") and it's flowering and swarming with frigging bees and one of the cockknockers stung me on the goddamn wrist and it goddamn bloody jaysus HURTS like a bastard and it's swelling up like a bitch and the frigging pain is shooting up through my goddamn arm and down through my hand. I'm not frigging allergic to bee stings but I forget how much those little bastards HURT when they get you and Christ this is painful, intense, throbbing , get the FUCK away from me with that ice I'm sorry I don't mean to yell but Christ on a crutch it fucking HURTS pain.
When offering condolences and/or assistance to someone who has suffered a painful and potentially lethal sting by a venomous insect, the appropriate response is not "Oh, for God's sake, suck it up. I shot three babies out of my vagina and didn't make this much of a fuss."