Me: So ...?
Me: It's summer.
Allie: You're not going to the beach.
Allie: Sports jacket. Minimum.
Allie: He's an important guy.
Me: So ... the golf shirt?
Allie: Are you golfing?
Me: No. It's a meeting in his office.
Allie: So ...
Me: So, no golf shirt?
Allie: I can't believe you need help with this. What are you, 12?
Me: Well, it's an important meeting. A lot riding on it. A whole new life.
Allie: So your first thought was: bare, hairy legs is the way to go.
Me: Well, it's summer.
Allie: Still. Bare, hairy legs.
Me: Good point. Shirt?
Allie: Always best.
Me: But, a shirt shirt.
Allie: As opposed to a watermelon shirt, yes.
Me: You know what I mean. A shirt with, like, buttons.
Allie: Seriously. 12.
Me: Fine, a shirt. Tie?
Allie: You could.
Me: But do I have to?
Allie: It's summer. I'll give you this one.
Me: So, no tie. Score. Now, as far as shoes ...
Allie: Don't even think it.
Me: They're fashionable. People are wearing them.
Allie: Dorks are wearing them.
Me: Fine. Whatever. Shoes.
Allie: Swear to God. 12.
Allie: Again, always a good first impression.
Me: Not always.
Allie: Ew. Just ew.
Me: Fine. Which pants?
Allie: Are all your pants wool?
Me: I wear pants in the winter. In the summer ...
Allie: ... bare, hairy legs. Fine. These ones.
Me: OK, good.
Allie: Are we done?
Me: Ball cap?
Allie: We're done.