Today is my birthday. I am approximately 10 Celsius. I know you had planned to give me an exorbitant gift, but thank you, I don't need more stuff.
What I want you to do instead is buy yourself a small gift, something just for you, something that makes you feel good or will in some way make your life better, even if only fleetingly. Then come back and tell me what you bought.
Also, if you're a lurker here, today would be a nice day to say "Hi".