... there is Dolly Parton singing - wait for it - wait for it - no seriously, don't get all antsy, this is worth waiting for, and you'll go "Oh, come on, seriously?" and all I can say is "If you think someone hangs around the music business for forty years and doesn't have chops, you don't know shit about the music business." - are you ready ...?
Stairway to Heaven. Yes. That Stairway to Heaven. Yes. That Dolly Parton.
Go click on the link about halfway down this page. Then come back and explain to me how my taste in music is up my ass.