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    January 09, 2006

    While You're Waiting ...

    ... for me to post something of substance (which I am working on, so be patient), let me amuse you with quite possibly the funniest blonde joke EVER. 

    With apologies to all my friends who are blonde, and especially my daughters.  But this one really is brilliant.

    Comments

    oh, no no no no no.... not that classic blonde joke!!

    How far can that be taken? Just askin' for a friend, you know?

    But, but... I'm not even blonde! Waaah!

    That's freaking awesome, and I'm blonde!

    I'm decidedly brunette, and really couldn't go there.

    OH my. I'm only sometimes blonde, and not naturally...so it didnt take long :-)

    Thats cute.

    good one...I must have my daughter read it...

    good one...I must have my daughter read it...

    o jeez...i came back here to give you a link to a cool website I just found and look what happened up there...sorry Nilbo...I'll just e-mail it to ya.

    Like, I don't get it?

    *tosses hair*

    Betcha 10 bucks I've heard it. I'll let you know. :)

    That's awesome! And I don't have 10 bucks. Maybe I can pay off my debt with sexual favors?

    Sure, Ern ... so, ten bucks divided by two bucks is ... what, five sexual favours?

    As for the rest of you, feel free to pass the joke along to friends.

    Damnit! I must be blond.

    Sorry, Nilbo, but I do believe Ern can command a higher rate than I can, even on the barter system.

    She's young, has all her own teeth. At least 7 bucks (US) a trick.

    OK, it kills me, but ... OK, I'll go five ... deal?

    Canadian.

    At $1.15 CAN exchg. to USD $1.00 - BFE, and Ern, you just made $4.34 each.

    But toll across the bridge is two-fitty, so I think BFE is losing money at her standard rate...

    At that rate, I just can't work north of the border anymore.

    Ahahahahahaa

    Damn...

    Took me a full 60 seconds to get it... And a good bit more to make myself stop clicking anyway...

    Hahahaha!

    Yeah, I haven't taken 2 bucks a trick since high school! I'm sure that the knowledge I have since acquired makes me worth at least 7 bucks, Canadian. As for the exchange rate and the bridge toll...well, if I don't have 10 bucks, do you really think I have enough for an international air fare?

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