Started my day off with a trip to Canadian Tire to buy a blowtorch to thaw a frozen pipe. Came home, got the water running, and went out to find one of the three vehicles had turned into a 2000 lb. paperweight, and both girls insisting that they absolutely, positively, not even a shred of doubt about it needed a car today. So I'm just screwing up my courage to go out and do the jumper cable thing.
Remind me again ... why do we live in a place where you have to chip the dog off the fire hydrant and weather forecasts include information about how quickly exposed skin will freeze?
Maybe the cold has frozen my brain ... but I honestly can't remember.