OK, try this in a fruit cup ...
Layer of sliced banana (half the cup)
Thin layer of brown sugar/cinnamon mixed to taste
Layer of sliced peaches (other half of the cup)
Microwave until hot and the juices run together - experiment with times - you don't want the fruit to go mushy.
Mix cream cheese, cream, and a little icing sugar in a bowl ... what you're looking for is a very smooth topping with the consistency of whipped cream.
Glop it on the fruit.
Back away as the people you have blessed with this amazing dish rush to worship you.